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The loading bar on the dark web portal pulsed a rhythmic, sickly green.

Jerry Bernstein, a former NSA agent now "consulting" for the UK's Government Communications Headquarters (GCHQ), watched the screen with a mixture of boredom and entitlement. He wasn't supposed to be downloading sitcoms on a secure server, but he’d convinced his bumbling sidekick, Joseph, that it was a "stress-test for the firewall."

Suddenly, the green bar turned a violent crimson. The text flickered and changed. You have requested : Intelligence.UK.2020.S01E0...

"On the bright side," Joseph whispered, "at least they called us 'Intelligence'." Explore the Real Series

"I didn't click anything! I was just admiring the font!" Joseph squeaked, his hands flying to his cheeks. "Wait... Cyclops? That’s the code name for the Prime Minister’s private digital diary! Jerry, are you stealing the PM's secrets?" The loading bar on the dark web portal

The screen went black, save for one line of white text:

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A cold, synthesized voice echoed through the room: "Intelligence detected. Commencing purge."