Alan scoffed loudly. You? Intellectual? The only thing deep about you is the pocket you keep your bookie's phone number in.
Just then, Berta walked into the bar, wearing her usual grim expression and carrying a heavy industrial-sized mop. Berta? Alan asked, bewildered. What are you doing here?
Alan checked his watch for the third time in two minutes. Charlie, we really should get back. Jake is alone at the house, and you know he has that history project due tomorrow. Watch Two And a Half Men S05E04
Next to him sat Alan, nursing a drink that was mostly ice and cranberry juice, looking intensely stressed about something that was undoubtedly trivial.
Charlie smiled triumphantly at his brother. See? Perfect comedic timing. Now sit down, shut up, and let's watch the rest of the episode. Alan scoffed loudly
The neon sign of the bar buzzed softly, casting a warm glow over Charlie Harper’s face as he stared intently at the television screen mounted above the top-shelf liquor. He was nursing a scotch, his signature bowling shirt slightly wrinkled from a long day of doing absolutely nothing.
Because, Charlie gestured grandly at the television. This bar has the only cable package in Malibu that is currently playing season five, episode four of Two and a Half Men. The only thing deep about you is the
Alan rubbed his temples, feeling a familiar tension headache brewing behind his eyes. Charlie, we are not characters in a sitcom. We are real people. Now let’s go home before Jake burns the kitchen down trying to microwave a turkey.