Caused by sniffing cheese and unverified rumors; cured by popping the head with a pin and pumping it back up to standard size.
An unstoppable urge to dress like Elvis Presley; cured by a psychiatrist telling them to get a grip. Theme Hospital
The Greedy Admin: Win a level by charging the absolute maximum price for every cure. Caused by sniffing cheese and unverified rumors; cured
The Skeleton Crew: Beat a mid-to-late game level using the bare minimum number of staff. Theme Hospital
Excellent for fan fiction, scriptwriting, or humorous social media threads.
: Write a satirical, corporate-style onboarding guide for a new receptionist or doctor working in your hospital.
: Write fictional, overly dramatic medical charts for the game's classic illnesses: