Scp-3008 Script -

On//20, a researcher, hereafter referred to as D-9881, was allowed to read SCP-3008 aloud as part of a controlled experiment. D-9881 became increasingly agitated and fixated on constructing IKEA furniture, eventually abandoning the testing chamber and fleeing to an IKEA store.

Testing has revealed that SCP-3008 can be used in conjunction with other anomalous scripts to create complex, IKEA-based reality distortions. Further research is required to fully understand the potential applications and risks of this discovery. SCP-3008 Script

On//20, a researcher, hereafter referred to as D-12654, was allowed to read SCP-3008 aloud as part of a controlled experiment. D-12654 became fixated on constructing a specific piece of furniture, a POÄNG chair. Despite attempts to intervene, D-12654 continued to construct the chair, eventually completing it in a matter of minutes. On//20, a researcher, hereafter referred to as D-9881,