The One With Ross's Library Book — [s7e7]

Peering through the gap between books, Ross’s eyes widened. A couple was using the secluded corner for a purpose that was decidedly non-academic.

Ross sighed, took his book, and checked it out himself. As he walked out, he realized that while the world might not be ready to worship at the altar of his dissertation, at least he knew exactly where it was: safely tucked under his arm, away from the wandering hands of NYU's amorous undergraduates. [S7E7] The One With Ross's Library Book

"No one goes back there?" Ross recoiled. "People should be flocking there! My findings on the late Cretaceous period are revolutionary!" Peering through the gap between books, Ross’s eyes widened

"Aha!" Ross shouted, jumping up. "You’re interested in the migratory patterns of the Hadrosaur?" As he walked out, he realized that while

The student blinked. "I just needed something to prop up my laptop."

"Excuse me!" Ross hissed, his voice cracking in that specific way it did when his indignation peaked. "This is a place of study! And specifically, a place of my study!"

"She’s perfect," Joey moaned into a slice of pizza. "She likes sports, she laughs at my jokes, and she didn’t even mind when I used her toothbrush. I have to break up with her."