Initially, Brian is embarrassed to be seen with a woman he perceives as a "famous dumb blonde," but he soon discovers that Conrad's public persona is a carefully constructed act. In reality, she is a closeted genius who plays the violin and conducts biomolecular research. Despite this, Brian remains fixated on Jillian, even attempting to make her jealous by going on a date with Stewie dressed in drag.
: The episode title is a direct reference to the song "We Love You Conrad" from the 1960 Broadway musical. [S7E14] We Love You, Conrad
The narrative begins with Brian learning that Jillian (guest voiced by Drew Barrymore) is getting married to a seemingly perfect man named Derek. Crushed by the news, Brian goes on a drinking bender and wakes up the next morning in bed with . Initially, Brian is embarrassed to be seen with
In a dramatic climax, Lauren encourages Brian to confess his true feelings to Jillian. Brian crashes her wedding and passionately professes his love, only to be gently rejected. The episode ends on a characteristically dark note for Brian: he is unable to return to Lauren because he gave her worms. : The episode title is a direct reference