[s5e4] The One Where Phoebe Hates Pb -

How do you think should try to fix the spoon before Phoebe finds out?

"It’s not just a spread, Ross! It’s a conspiracy of the earth!" Phoebe stood up, pacing. "Think about it. It sticks to the roof of your mouth so you can’t scream for help. It’s the silence of the nuts!"

"I’m telling you, it’s over," Phoebe announced, her voice trembling with betrayal. "We are no longer on speaking terms." [S5E4] The One Where Phoebe Hates PB

"Tell her what? That we murdered her spoon with the very substance she currently believes is an agent of evil?" Chandler hissed back. "We’ll be next! She’ll think we’re 'sticky' too!"

Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica were trying—and failing—to hide their latest secret. Monica had accidentally used Phoebe’s "special" heirloom spoon to scoop out some extra-crunchy, and she had broken the handle. How do you think should try to fix

The gang was gathered at Central Perk, but the usual cozy vibe was replaced by a thick, palpable tension. Phoebe was staring down a jar of organic peanut butter on the coffee table as if it were a sentient villain.

"You and the peanut butter?" Joey asked, reaching for the jar. "Because if you’re done, I’m just starting. We’re in the honeymoon phase." "Think about it

"We have to tell her," Monica whispered harshly to Chandler behind a muffin.