[s3e5] How I Met Everyone Else -

“I’m telling you, Ted,” Barney says, adjusting his tie. “Your ‘Meeting Story’ is your brand. It’s your origin story. Right now, your brand is ‘Guy Who Bought a Blue French Horn.’ It’s a bit needy. You need a meet-cute that screams ‘International Man of Mystery.’”

Ted, Barney, Marshall, and Lily are at their usual booth. Robin is late because she’s doing a fluff piece on a dog that can supposedly play the kazoo. [S3E5] How I Met Everyone Else

“Kids, you remember the story of how I met your mother. You even remember the story of how I met Blah Blah. But there’s a whole world of people in New York City that I met in ways that were... well, legendary.” “I’m telling you, Ted,” Barney says, adjusting his tie