[s3e20] Always A Bridesmaid, Never A Burro -

: Charlie begins dating Kandi’s mother, Mandi (played by Gail O'Grady), which Berta famously describes as being like a "box of hamsters" crawling over each other.

: [To God] "I watch one donkey sex show and you make me pay for it the rest of my life !" Charlie : "Always a bridesmaid, never a burro." [S3E20] Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

: The episode concludes with a "frolicking finale" where all three couples—Alan and Kandi, Judith and Andy, and Charlie and Mandi—end up interacting at Judith’s house and in her hot tub. Memorable Quotes : Charlie begins dating Kandi’s mother, Mandi (played

" Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro " is the 20th episode of the third season of , which originally aired on April 24, 2006. The title is a play on the proverb "always a bridesmaid, never a bride," referencing an off-color joke in the episode about a donkey show in Tijuana. Episode Summary The title is a play on the proverb

: "Sweet whistling Geronimo! You people are like a box of hamsters: just crawling all over each other!"