"Studies?" You’ve been "studying" the same DJ song for three days. I hear "Mami Bhanja 2" blasting from your room so loud the buffaloes have stopped giving milk.
But Mami, look at this! (He plays the video on his phone). We could be stars. We’ll film a dance right here. You do the ghunghat flip, I’ll do the city-boy shuffle. We’ll go viral on the "mp4" apps!
Setting: A dusty courtyard in a village. Mami is vigorously churning buttermilk. Bhanja sneaks toward the gate, holding a flashy smartphone.
(Sighs, adjusting her dupatta) Fine. But if this doesn't get a million likes, you’re cleaning the cowshed for a month. Start the music, Bhanja!
A city-returned youth with "modern" ideas and a knack for getting into trouble.
(Eyeing the phone) Will it make me look thinner than the neighbor’s wife? Bhanja: You’ll look like a Bollywood queen.