Mads.nakey Midwestthangs.mp4 -

You don't just leave. You have to do the 'Midwest Goodbye.' It starts with a thigh-slap and a 'Welp, I suppose...' then you talk in the doorway for 45 minutes, then you talk by the car for another 20.

It’s not a condiment; it’s a beverage. If it doesn't have ranch on it, is it even food? mads.nakey midwestthangs.mp4

We don’t use miles. Everything is measured in time. 'How far is it?' 'Oh, about twenty minutes.' Ope, see ya later then!" You don't just leave