Funny Babe Sweetie Plum And Her First Triple An... -

Because of her naturally plump and fluffy bottom, Sweetie Plum didn’t crash. She bounced. She bounced so high that she went flying right over the plexiglass barrier and landed directly into a giant, fluffy cotton candy machine at the concession stand.

Funny Babe Sweetie Plum was a duck who didn’t do normal. While other ducks were content with a casual paddle or a standard waddle, Sweetie Plum had her sights set on the frozen big leagues. She wanted to be the world's first figure-skating waterfowl.

Sweetie Plum didn't just win the gold medal that day; she invented a brand new sport. Funny babe Sweetie Plum and her first Triple An...

A few seconds of stunned silence gripped the arena. Then, a round, pink, sugary ball with orange legs waddled back out onto the ice. Sweetie Plum was covered head-to-toe in sticky pink cotton candy, looking less like a duck and more like a sentient carnival treat.

But as gravity reclaimed her, Sweetie Plum realized she hadn’t factored in the weight of her oversized tutu. Instead of a graceful landing on one skate, she came down hard on her tail feathers. BOING! Because of her naturally plump and fluffy bottom,

Today was the day of her first big competition at the Frosty Pond Arena. She had the look down perfectly. She wore a bright pink, glittery tutu that clashed magnificently with her orange feathers, and her tiny custom skates were tied in massive satin bows.

The crowd went absolutely wild. They didn't care about the missed landing. They had just witnessed the world's first Triple Axel-turned-Cotton-Candy-Dive. The judges, wiping tears of laughter from their eyes, held up their scorecards. Straight 10s across the board for artistic flair and pure comedy. Funny Babe Sweetie Plum was a duck who didn’t do normal

The music started—a dramatic, sweeping orchestral piece. Sweetie Plum glided out onto the ice, her flippers acting as perfect stabilizers. She nailed a graceful spiral. She executed a flawless spread-eagle. Then came the moment everyone was waiting for. It was time for her signature move, the one she had been practicing in secret for months. She was going for the "Triple An..."