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Suddenly, Stewie’s "Stupidity Magnet" begins to beep wildly. It’s reacting to the sheer density of Peter’s invention. The orb begins to glow bright red.

"Precisely! But if it gets too full, it might explode and turn the entire town into—well, even bigger idiots than they already are."

Cutaway: Peter is standing in a field with a giant slingshot. He loads a passenger into it. "Next stop, Cincinnati!" He pulls the lever, and the passenger is launched directly into a brick wall. famyli guy

"I told you this was a bad idea," Brian says, checking his watch. "I have a date with a girl who thinks The Great Gatsby is about a very successful magician."

Cutaway: Peter is at The Cheesecake Factory, staring at a 40-page menu. "I’ve been here for three days and I’m only on the salads! My family is starving at home!" "Precisely

"Oh blast!" Stewie whispers from behind a curtain. "It’s reaching critical mass! Brian, we have to get it out of here!"

"I’m telling you guys," Peter says, slamming a beer down. "I’m the smartest guy in this room. I watched a whole documentary on how they make cheese last night. Did you know it’s just milk that got angry?" "Peter, that’s not how science works," Joe sighs. "Next stop, Cincinnati

"Ah, Brian, just in time for the apocalypse," Stewie chirps. "I’ve created a 'Stupidity Magnet.' It draws all the idiotic thoughts out of the surrounding area and condenses them into this little ball of pure, concentrated moronic energy."