"Don't blame me, love made me crazy. 🖤 But seriously, I just bought the tickets/outfit/espresso machine and I have zero regrets. You in?" Option 2: The Honest & Direct (Setting Boundaries)
For a quick response to a joke or a lighthearted accusation. Dont Blame Me
I can help you fine-tune the wording if you tell me what happened! "Don't blame me, love made me crazy