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I just want to make that clear before we start. Because I don't want to get sued." ⭐ Why It Works as an Audition Piece

This is a work of fiction. This is a story about a guy named Alex Moore—that's me—and what happens when he takes a job working in a certain lady's basement. Now, the basement is real. You can read about it in her book, My Passion for Design . She built a street of shops under her barn in Malibu to house her collection of dolls, and clothes, and antiques. But the job I had, and the things that happened to me down there... those are made up. They are a product of Jonathan Tolins' imagination.

You have to play multiple characters throughout the show, and this opening establishes your baseline charisma. buyer and cellar playbill

To read the play in its entirety or license it, you can view the official script listed at Concord Theatricals or preview the published book through Google Books .

from the acclaimed off-Broadway comedy Buyer & Cellar is the ultimate "solid piece" to use for an audition or performance. I just want to make that clear before we start

The script explicitly requires the actor to speak directly to the audience, drop character entirely, and address them with charm and conversational wit.

It showcases your ability to break the fourth wall and command the room naturally. Now, the basement is real

The humor relies heavily on a dry, self-aware delivery rather than over-the-top punchlines.