He tossed his prepared setlist aside. "You know what’s a 6.7? My life. I have a gym membership I use exactly twice a month—6.7. My relationship with my father is cordial but lacks a third-act resolution—6.7. I once bought a 'World's Okayest Brother' mug, and I felt seen."
"It’s a respectable score, Gar," his manager, Marty, said, while aggressively peeling a hard-boiled egg. "It’s a high C. It’s the 'Honda Civic' of ratings. Reliable. Safe." 6.7 / 10 ComedyView...
The audience stirred. A woman in the front row chuckled. It wasn't a roar; it was a gentle, 6.7-level vibration. He tossed his prepared setlist aside