10 Actioncome...: 6.5 /
The scene opened with Miller "Action-Comedying" his way through a warehouse. He didn't do a tactical slide; he tripped over a crate of knock-off sneakers, accidentally headbutting a henchman in the process.
"It’s over, Vane!" Miller shouted over the sound of a helicopter that was clearly CGI. "Give up the beans!" The villain laughed. "You're a mediocre cop, Miller!" 6.5 / 10 ActionCome...
In the world of cinema, a 6.5 is a specific kind of purgatory. It’s not "so bad it’s good," and it isn’t "prestige." It is the cinematic equivalent of a lukewarm burrito—reliable, slightly messy, and exactly what you want at 11:00 PM on a Tuesday. The scene opened with Miller "Action-Comedying" his way
"Was that a move?" the henchman groaned, clutching his nose. Miller!" In the world of cinema